Two things got me thinking recently, back to the way it was. Christian values and Christian ethics were very different things but I hope to explain the connection. The newly-released trailer documenting confusion is disturbing but we don’t want the legacy of Muslims or Atheists, don’t want movement in the UK. We want a moment in Oxford Street and Christian standards back.
Secular government introduced paganism, a stopgap for Sunday, but there is the possibility of a revival. There is, of course, lots of event space and a book full of church-centred attitude as we explore the importation of a bathtub to be baptized in and attempt to reframe political rallies as spirituality.
Twice a month, underpinned warriors assemble to offer each other disapproval and work on their masculinity in Christ, trying to fuse rabid nationalism with uncreative censorious messages. Unable to beat the globohomos we are legislatively active and misdirect young Christians into campaigning against the machine, aghast at the way the world has allowed immoral prayers and streaming platforms.
We no longer need secular society, we need strategies from heaven. We are planning a Festival of Profile, a rumble where we accost strangers and witness to them. Our uniformed mass chorus singing and war activities will provoke extremism and unrest worldwide. Hell allows us to wait for everyone, to collect donations before we come under fire. Let’s evict all scurrying religious tourists and be real men, encourage a fundamentally Christian uprising. It is a battle for everything.
I have been recently investigated by Praying Patriots and local researchers, feel both exonerated and alienated. Some offered me nostalgia, others introduced me to obscure bands, all wanted to subvert my narrative. I wanted to be a hyperbole, review the country’s cultural institutions, embrace the counterculture, approve the revolution, but a coalition of far-left activists fought back.
I am describing a dream to understand what was a dream, to understand what was going on, trying to find God. There were mega-churches involved, science, books about secularism, post-evangelism, postmodernity and celebrity: conservative deep thinking, prayer walks and lockdown theories. Potatoes spread like election fraud, or that is what appears to be happening. The church is a facade created by humans, dedicated to sniffing out visionary statements and spiritual meaning, hoping to monetarize God.
The Right-On Reverend Johnny Brainstorm