I made a magic-8 ball that works just like ChatGPT

ChatGPT MAGIC-8 BALL

After much research and development I have finally made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while carrying one of the world’s most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via a corporate flattery and theft engine.

They’re 40 quid, and you can order one here. I have a limited pre-Xmas supply with more arriving the first week of January, so I’ve added an option where I’ll throw in some free stickers and a badge if you can wait for your order until after Xmas.

They also feature these new FAKE hologram stickers which I’ve been dying to make for years. I’m really happy with how they turned out. If you’d like a genuine FAKE hologram sticker by itself I’ve made a listing for them too.

MAKE AMAZON PAY

New poster I made as part of Brandalism’s anti-Amazon Black Friday that went up over the last couple of weeks in support of the Make Amazon Pay campaign.

I designed the poster at the last minute while I was in Nigeria which is why none of it is painted. Massive thanks to Brandalism for organising the campaign and the install crews for getting them out there!

XMAS GIFT IDEAS

Christmas is almost upon us and I don’t know if I’ve mentioned before, but I have a whole shop full of weird gifts for aunties and uncles everywhere.

Firstly I should mention my anti-Santa Christmas Cards, which have been a mainstay of my website for 15 years (!), you can order them individually, or in a 14x multipack or as packs of 12 of a specific design.

I also still have packs of the infamous Tony Blair Xmas Cards which I pirated to help fund the Museum of Neoliberalism.

SALE

I didn’t realise how much studio space a box of hoodies takes up so I’m doing a sale on my HELL and ACAB hoodies for the next few weeks. They’re 20% off. I’m also doing 25% off my Tory is a Feeling t-shirts (which comes with an optional Labour rosette to update the design to be about Red Tories)

Everything else is just normal prices, although as a subscriber to this mailing list you will have been sent a discount code at one time that works on my posters, and if you’re a paid backer of my Patreon you get 10% off everything.

Selling this stuff, (and Patreon), is how I’m able to work as an artist full time. I’m incredibly grateful to everyone who has supported my work up to this point and helped me do this for a living. I’m a lucky little shit, and you’re all great.