– It’s that time of year again, and the excitement is building.
– You’re like a buck rabbit in Spring, you always get over-excited during April. I suppose you’ve had your special trousers cleaned?
– No, it’s not that, it’s election time is coming.
– Oh, remind me not to answer the doorbell for the next week or two, the canvassers will be out and about.
– Yes, you were lucky not to be charged with assault last year.
– He had it coming. He was a Tory.
– You can’t wallop someone just for being a Tory.
– Are you sure?
– Pretty sure. Anyway, I’m thinking of voting for the Greens this time around.
– Seriously? They don’t stand a chance.
– I know, but it’ll make a nice change, and I feel like having a laugh.
Martin Stannard
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